Anonymous elevated a question...

What do you feel, and what do you think about water splashing your anus after you take a dump? do you like it? do you enjoy it? do you feel repulsion?

Long answer: I feel sometimes that being subject to the splashy-splashy treatment on the butthole it’s a very less than fortunate occurrence, but hey, it’s all just physics, it’s unavoidable, it happens, shit happens (lol); at least the human race is at the point where the marvelous invention of toilet paper allows us to just deal with stuff and move on. Not a repulsive experience by itself, just something really off-beat that I’ve learnt to just deal with over time. Makes me wonder what it’d be like to use a bidet, though.

Short answer: Feels good, man.

(Fernando I know this is you, dude)

Mozart is mah bro

A man according to my own heart.

Skeletor Rigby

Skeletor rigby plucks out the eyes from the sockets where once they had been. What had they seen?
Look at it skulking, fucked up and rude and as scary as scary can be,
Please don’t get me-ee!
All the bony people, where do they all come from? All the bony people, their flesh is now all gone.

(via doubletriplezero-deactivated201)

Originally from 000___000

why is called a "blowjob"? if actually is a "sucking-job"
...pretty dang good question... I'd actually be pretty scared to get blown on it tbh

I’ve been in a very blurry mood recently, so… here’s some quality entertainment in video form to ease the wait until my next… thing goes up in here.